Thank you for choosing to look at my blog instead of whatever more important thing you should be doing.

 

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

Anonymous asked
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

sliceofbri:

guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge

don’t tell me representation isn’t important

kanyewest-coast:


likelovelikesuicide:

paintmelikeoneofyourpotatoheads:

applespirate:

Bunch of goddamn nerds in the same apartment shit man

Use this one mom

plz Bring Vodka to Apt. 1310

abraham linksys nearly killed me

kanyewest-coast:

likelovelikesuicide:

paintmelikeoneofyourpotatoheads:

applespirate:

Bunch of goddamn nerds in the same apartment shit man

Use this one mom

plz Bring Vodka to Apt. 1310

abraham linksys nearly killed me

tane-p:

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

I think dragons stretch just like cats, and claw at things unconsciouslyimage

all the time.